As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I have fence marks all over my body
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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