Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
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