If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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