How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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