I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
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