Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Dick very happy bro
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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