we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
