I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
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