Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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