Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Can't talk, ducks in the car
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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