Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I just got carded by a ten year old.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Randomize
