i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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