Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
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