Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
why does every cop we meet know your name?
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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