Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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