I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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