I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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