Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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