The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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