we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
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