Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
