So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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