OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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