And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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