I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
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