i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
