I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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