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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
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