im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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