so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
Randomize
