Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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