I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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