Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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