Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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