I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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