I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I think for all the guys in my phone, I'm going to change their pictures to pics of their dicks. It's easier to identify them that way.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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