Is it normal to miss your booty call?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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