you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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