Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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