just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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