so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I would ride that face into the sunset
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize