Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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