i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Randomize
