we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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