I just saw a hot homeless man
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
But break dance skills will only take you so far
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
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