i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
i need some magic done to my vagina
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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