Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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