Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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