some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
It's official drugs can't kill me
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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