It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
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