he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I had a dream last night where I used the marginal product rule to figure out how much more hangover I got per sip of four loko, econ is taking over my life...
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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