Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
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