So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
It was like getting head from an anaconda
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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