He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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